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Henderson Happenings

In order to create buzz and bring people back to Henderson, Missy McReady instituted Henderson Happenings, a biweekly e-newsletter sent to everyone who attended the Opening Day Spectacular. After authoring the first few editions, she passed the baton to an unknown source. Snag your copy and see what gossip is floating around Henderson this week.

Henderson Happenings

Henderson Happenings :: Volume 10

 Sour Grapes?
Has our next mayor, our golden boy, our chief in all things Ra-Ra Henderson actually been overheard grumbling about Henderson having another championship-winning team? Because, unless you’ve had your head buried in the dugout all spring, you know that our very first men’s lacrosse team won their division championship.
 

~ Your Henderson Hostess ~

That boy from Baltimore knows how to get it done, y’all.

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Henderson Happenings :: Volume 9

The Wild West?
It seems the infamous CC brothers from Dallas can’t stay away from our neck of the woods.
This time it was the rope-totin’, awe-shucks cowboy who was seen breaking all the rules by
wearing his tight-fitting jeans into the Henderson Country Club. (I assure you, none of the
ladies present were offended.) Rumor has it he was looking for the pretty blonde he’d
hustled into the coatroom at his brother’s wedding.
 
~Your Henderson Hostess~
Troubles brewing, y’all. Stay tuned . . .

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Henderson Happenings :: Volume 8

The Start of a Real Estate Boom
A certain tycoon from Dallas appears to be investing in Henderson’s real estate market. After purchasing two homes in order to provide housing for his relocated employees, his sunglass-wearing bride has been seen scurrying in and out of some of our finest houses with an out-of-town realtor. Could the CC of Henderson be tired of staying with his in-laws while in town?
Your Henderson Hostess~
Can’t blame the man, y’all

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Henderson Happenings :: Volume 6

Lost and …

Found in the gutter (I am not kidding you) on Main Street. A Book: 365 Sexual Positions. Pages have been earmarked. You lost it and want it back? Harry the bartender has it. I’ve suggested he make the owner identify the earmarked pages to claim it. I won’t be asking for a selfie on this one. But y’all are free to speculate on just whose book it is on Your Henderson Hostess’s Facebook page. I have my suspicions, but a good hostess never tells.

     ~Your Henderson Hostess~
Looks like things are heating up in Henderson y’all

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Henderson Happenings :: Volume 5

Yes, Sports Academy

Congratulations to the Bulldogs on their first post season win. And a big Bravo to the huge crowd that drove to Greensboro to support them. Put next Tuesday on your calendar as the Bulldogs head to Chapel Hill to face the defending state champs.
Interested in details regarding the bomb Mayor Stevens dropped last week? Brooks Bennett has been interviewed by McKenna Blakely at the Henderson Daily. He’s spelling out the expected increase in economic growth due to the proposed sports academy. Visit the website for complete details including an artistic rendition of the vision our future mayor, Evans & Evans Investments, and CC Dallas has in mind.

~Your Henderson Hostess~
Totally looks like it will be worth driving in for, y’all.

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Henderson Happenings :: Volume 4

Mayor Mayhem

Just when all of Henderson believed we have the one shining star left in the world of politics, our own golden boy Brooks Bennett has let us down. Or has he? If you believe the outsider Marcie Watts, who seems to have a stranglehold on Mayor Stevens and his reelection campaign, Brooks and his bold plans for building a sports academy here in Henderson will be the ruination of Henderson High—Brooks’s own alma mater. Never mind the man is helping Coach Evans take our baseball team into a second consecutive post-season playoff for the state championship. I think I’ll just say Congratulations Bulldogs on an undefeated season and good luck in Greensboro next Friday afternoon.

~ Your Henderson Hostess~
Let’s drive to Greensboro, y’all.

 

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Henderson Happenings :: Volume 3

Coming up this Memorial Day Weekend

You did not hear this from me …

Scarlett Langford has graduated from Ole Miss and if you give a Rebel Yell in the right direction, I dare say you’ll be able to sneak into the Friday night celebration at Henderson Country Club. (Wear red and royal to blend in.) This Hendersonian is hoping for a glimpse of Scarlett’s famous roommate Natalie Houser and Natalie’s more-than-famous rock-star, rock-out, strike-out boyfriend, major league pitcher Cal Johnson. (The O’s do not have a game scheduled. Coincidence? I think not!)

And on Saturday way out on Major Hunkadoodle-do’s farm, I understand there may be more then cow tipping going on. Henderson’s fashion designer extraordinaire, Lolly DuVal, snared her graduate degree this week and is being celebrated by this town’s future mayor and the entire swanky Evans clan her mamma married into. There is bound to be a police presence considering she’s Brooks Bennett’s girl, but let’s face it. If you can’t finagle your way into a party thrown on a wide open plantation, then you aren’t worth the dirt you were raised on. Am I right?

Don’t forget to post your pictures #HendersonHappenings

~Your Henderson Hostess~

Drive on in, y’all.

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Henderson Happenings :: Volume 2

The rumors have been confirmed …

Henderson’s very own Lewis Kampmueller and Darcy Bennett’s Christmas wedding is being featured in this month’s Town and Country Magazine. With ample press being given to our couture designer Lolly DuVal for her glorious bridesmaids gowns. Get your copy and post a selfie. #HendersonHappenings.

~Your Henderson Hostess~
Drive on in, y’all

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“May the Fourth… Be With You” :: Volume 1

Monday Morning Review

There have never been so many muscles—glorious, bulging, ripped, masculine muscles—gathered in one place in the great state of North Carolina then last Saturday night in Henderson.

No, it wasn’t a Mr. Universe competition. Although I’m now thoroughly committed to bringing one to town after what I witnessed at Thurgood Watson’s Party at the Plantation. If Missy McReady plans to hand out ex-Army Rangers as party favors at all of her events, I will find a way to be on each and every guest list.

I don’t remember what the weather was like but I can tell you it was one hot time. Check out the pictures on my Facebook page while I continue to fan myself over the memories.

~Your Henderson Hostess~
Drive on in, y’all

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